Wedding and marriage quotes

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Wedding and marriage quotes

A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy it’.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. – Marion Smith

Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house. – Jean Kerr

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. – Marie Corelli

Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage he’ll fall asleep before you have finished saying it. – Helen Rowland

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie

By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy – If you get a bad one you will become a philosopher – Socrates

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximim of temptation with the maximum of opportunity – George Bernard Shaw

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw in his job and go to work in the brewery – George Nathan

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart – Ogden Nash

Nothing makes a good wife like a good husband

No man should have a secret from his wife. She invariably finds it out – Oscar Wilde

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake

Woman like silent men, they think they are listening – Marcel Achard

Wedding and Marriage Quotes, famous, interesting or funny quotations.

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New Zealand wedding readings, hymns for wedding ceremonies, marriage poems and sonnets as well as interesting quotes

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New Zealand wedding readings, hymns for wedding ceremonies, marriage poems and sonnets as well as interesting quotes

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